In case you have trouble swallowing the "Quebec is a distinct society" line…
They seek a special protective geographical status for the curds they produce, making poutine such a popular and healthy choice the world over.
Think Champagne, France, the drink we all use to wash down our poutinish delicacy.
Think diarrhea, but the best kind, made from Quebec Grade A turds curds.
It's 3 am. Belly full of tequila and gas. Vomit smell wafting from the Harvey's washroom. Limp fries and gravy mixed with the finest curds.
The only thing missing is the eponymous city where these gems are made.
Curd? Curdistan? Home of the Curds?
Possible spokesperson: Vladimir Poutine?
Enjoy!
