Saturday, 18 October 2025

Goldfinger


You know what I just realized?

Goldfinger could have called himself Freddy Krugerrand.

How fun!

I wonder if Goldfinger would have painted a woman gold if he was around today. With gold prices the way they are? $4,200 an ounce. That's an expensive gimmick. Even masterful evil doers need to work within a budget. 

Maybe just wrap her in tin foil.

If I found a dead woman covered in gold, I'd haul her down to Oliver's Jewellery store.

"We buy your gold".

What will you do with the body? That's your problem.