The conclaving cardinals almost agreed on a new Pope until they learned Sean "Diddy" Combs is in prison.
The Diddy Pope had a nice ring to the cardinals.
The search continues and the smoke keeps rising.
Which, of course, contributes to climate change.
But it's not their job to save the world. That's their boss's job.
BTW I'm starting a band called Conclaving Cardinals. Our hit is "Smoke out the chimney", sung to "Smoke on the Water".
