No. I'm not going to write any gazpacho jokes.
No Gestapo jokes either.
Same for Marjorie Taylor Greene jokes. Why would I write a joke about her when she is a joke?
This is one of those incidents that has all the humour it will ever have baked right into it. It's a complete, all-inclusive funny package that will outlive humanity. To write a joke about it sullies its purity as comedy. There is absolutely no joke that can overcome the brilliance of "gazpacho police".
If you think you're a brilliant comedian because you came up with a clever joke about "gazpacho police", you aren't. You are boring and trite. Go back to sleep.
Please. I urge you. Leave it alone. Let it do its good work in the universe. This comedy gold deserves our silence and respect.
