I just finished reading all about the Trojan War.
How fascinating. I didn't know they had condoms back then. And to fight over them? It's pretty silly to battle over something you can find in any sleazy public washroom.
And what about the dude that had to wear a trojan the size of a horse. Whoa. Drop yer socks and grab yer cocks – I am so gel-ous.
Helen, his girlfriend, must have been hoppin' on the saddle more than a few times a day.
I feel embarrassed not knowing this history sooner.
