Hey, what's up with calling it the Last Supper?
There's another supper coming, isn't there? Jesus is coming back – who knows when – and he's gonna be goddamn hungry.
In keeping with the times, it will be a potluck. And the best news is bring your own water. Jesus will turn it into wine. But only California wine – make America great again!
For those who aren't chosen to attend, watch it on the Food Channel. Guy Fieri hosts.
