Wednesday 23 May 2018

The deMeanors

Petty thief and single mom Miss deMeanor was caught yesterday for the 57th time, stealing Ho Hos from a Publix.

The court proceedings resulted in another wrist slap from the judge. deMeanor argued she was just trying to feed her children.

Little did everyone know, including the judge, that her two sons, Felony and Rap Sheet, were doing life for murdering their estranged father.