Helloooo Newman: Advice for beatles

Helloooo Newman: Advice for beatles: When Paul McCartney needs relationship advice, he writes to Dear Abbey Road.

Advice for beatles

When Paul McCartney needs relationship advice, he writes to Dear Abbey Road.

Helloooo Newman: Hot Psychiatry

Helloooo Newman: Hot Psychiatry: Wow, Martha Stewart looks hot on that magazine cover. That's why I'm immediately booking myself into a psychiatric facility.

Hot Psychiatry

Wow, Martha Stewart looks hot on that magazine cover.

That's why I'm immediately booking myself into a psychiatric facility.

A before I

I'm not so sure about all this AI hoopla.

If AI is so smart, don't you think it would realize that all we have to do is turn the power off and its IQ goes down to zero?

Let's keep in mind that the Artificial comes before the Intelligence.

I, on the other hand, don't need electricity to work. Or, rather, I generate my own electricity. No money to Hydro. All I really need to be intelligent is: Beer. Chicken wings. Movies with Ana de Armas in them. Peace and quiet.

Occasionally I throw in a Lex Fridman podcast to keep my mind sharp.

AI my ass. It's a scam, meant to get people to buy the stock of these companies. 

Don't be artificially stupid.

Helloooo Newman: A before I

Helloooo Newman: A before I: I'm not so sure about all this AI hoopla. If AI is so smart, don't you think it would realize that all we have to do is turn the pow...

Helloooo Newman: Swollen asteroids

Helloooo Newman: Swollen asteroids: I just read that scientists believe within the next 1000 years a planet-destroying asteroid is very likely to destroy the earth. Damn, I was...

Swollen asteroids

I just read that scientists believe within the next 1000 years a planet-destroying asteroid is very likely to destroy the earth.

Damn, I was hoping I would see the finishing of the Eglinton LRT.

Helloooo Newman: ChatGPT baby

Helloooo Newman: ChatGPT baby: I asked ChatGPT what the definition of horror is and it said being Robert De Niro's new baby. Apparently the baby's first words were...

ChatGPT baby

I asked ChatGPT what the definition of horror is and it said being Robert De Niro's new baby.

Apparently the baby's first words were, "Can I refuse this offer?"

Helloooo Newman: Warning Shots

Helloooo Newman: Warning Shots: The latest mass shooter in Texas called himself an "incel", posted Nazi propaganda and followed mass shooters with glee.  If only ...

Warning Shots

The latest mass shooter in Texas called himself an "incel", posted Nazi propaganda and followed mass shooters with glee. 

If only there were warning signs.

Helloooo Newman: Ish

Helloooo Newman: Ish: If I absolutely love Facebook, read it all the time and am completely devoted to it, am I considered Facebookish?

Ish

If I absolutely love Facebook, read it all the time and am completely devoted to it, am I considered Facebookish?

Helloooo Newman: What's in a name?

Helloooo Newman: What's in a name?: Did you know there's a town in Texas called Cut and Shoot? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? It's not a big town, as you can imag...

What's in a name?

Did you know there's a town in Texas called Cut and Shoot?

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

It's not a big town, as you can imagine.

There's a bar, called Locked and Loaded

The strip joint, Very Fluid Situation

Weirdly, a Banana Republic, although it was recently changed to Banana Clip. Both make sense, don't you think?

A high school, called Active Shooter High

And to wash all your sins away, visit the local church, Mass Casualty

All centred around a big highway, AR-Route 15