Friday 17 February 2023

Helloooo Newman: Snow Job

Helloooo Newman: Snow Job: I've traded in my snow tires for climate change tires. It's a new brand - earth-is-on-firestone tires . They make climate change and...

Snow Job

I've traded in my snow tires for climate change tires.

It's a new brand - earth-is-on-firestone tires.

They make climate change and the wholesale destruction of the environment lots of fun. And safer.


Thursday 16 February 2023

Helloooo Newman: The Tory Story

Helloooo Newman: The Tory Story: I thought the same thing when I heard the Tory story. This man can still get an erection? John Tory is very sorry.

The Tory Story

I thought the same thing when I heard the Tory story.

This man can still get an erection?

John Tory is very sorry.

Monday 13 February 2023

Friday 10 February 2023

Helloooo Newman: 2 a week

Helloooo Newman: 2 a week: Think I ran into someone last night who actually follows the Canadian Drinking Guidelines. Two drinks a week. Not sure, though. I was hammer...

Saturday 4 February 2023

Helloooo Newman: Happy birthday, kid

Helloooo Newman: Happy birthday, kid: Chinese bouncy castle loose in the sky and we all lose it. Are we just looking for stuff to get upset about?

Happy birthday, kid

Chinese bouncy castle loose in the sky and we all lose it.

Are we just looking for stuff to get upset about?