Introducing…Lainey.
The newest member of the Helloooo Newman writing crew.
She was hired June 15 and she has 3 months of experience writing humour.
She's a gift from Heaven. Okay, not really. She's the product of millions of years of evolution from the wolf to the modern dog. Actually, the first living cells are called prokaryotes. I would include a picture of one but they're not nearly as cute as Lainey. From one primitive cell to Lainey is astounding…and no god involved. I know this because any god that gave us this fucked up world would be unable to create something to perfectly cute. I mean, if I were God, and I rarely think I am, why wouldn't I just create an entire universe of puppies? Well, religion?
I thought so.
Here I go writing on and on. Hopefully Lainey is a good editor.
Watch for her writings on a new blog: It's a Lainey Day
