David Eby, BC Premier and saviour of Canada, has complained that Carney is spending too much time and energy catering to a province that wants to separate.
That province is Alberta.
Tomorrow, Mr. Eby will have his very own private geography lesson.
Easy-to-understand illustrations and simple words will be used to teach (or perhaps remind) him that Canada has 10 provinces and one of those provinces is called Quebec.
Quebec has wanted to separate since Canadian bacon became a thing. Long before Timbits were the chosen cuisine of any Canadian with a mouth.
Many Prime Ministers have broken bones and torn ligaments genuinely genuflecting and contorting to try and satisfy Quebec's insatiable thirst for their own nation.
They whine more than a Rogers Stadium full of unfed babies and Canada is always there to change their diaper and spoon them poutine.
They've used the notwithstanding clause, which encodes "fuck you Canada, we're doing our own thing", 61 times.
Not a peep from Eby.
Alberta had a few meetings with the Prime Minister.
It's not fair and I suggest that Alberta start crying like a baby to get what it wants. It works in this country.
Mr. Eby, you can cry too.
