Whenever I see the word "golf" I always read it backwards – "flog".
That's because when I try to play golf, I feel like beating someone's head in. I want to "flog" them.
With my driver or maybe my nine iron. Whatever makes the best shot.
My caddy helps me with that. "Here, Mr. Hardie, given the size and shape of his head, I suggest the pitching wedge."
