Tuesday, 15 November 2016

I'm Going Coconuts Over This




Coconuts are in danger: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/11/coconut-genetic-diversity/507014/

If the coconut is in danger, that means my coconut water is in danger. Without my coconut water, I can't do my pilates.

No pilates means my cigaretteish waist gets cigarish. My mood falls and I have nothing to chat about with the ladies.

No chatting means I become isolated and depressed. And then I need my pilates and coconut water even more.

So, in a coco-nutshell, MY world is falling apart.