Why do cemeteries have closing hours? Why not stay open 24-Seven? Do the dead mind being viewed at 3:00 a.m.?
I've seen a lot of dead people working and shopping in 7-Eleven and it's open all night.
There's nothing like a Big Gulp and a nuked wiener that says you're in Heaven, am I right?
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
