Monday, 20 April 2026

Loud and clear

Doug the Slug said he hears Ontarians "loud and clear" on what a no-no buying a private plane is for Ontario's finances when the free gourmet food he gets on the plane costs $100,000 in the real world.

Unfortunately, pilots had to turn off the noisy engines for Doug to hear Ontarians screaming. He's a terrible lip reader. Mind you, it was 16 million lips.

Meanwhile, the Prime Minister of Quebec (Premier, if you insist) has 3 planes at her disposal and no one can figure out why that's okay. Since Quebec's leader is almost always a chauvinist man, some figure it took 3 planes to hold all the mistresses.

Wings down.