Hmmmm. I wonder what lie I will sell today.
I used to be a Warden at an all-lesbian prison with women who had pre-existing conditions, such as being lesbian.
I was an underwear model for a while.
I cut my suit sleeves short so they won't get dirty when I shove my hand up the President's rectum, searching for the truth. Okay, that one's true.
You. In the rear. With a question?
