The best job in the world is dog walker. That's because your client, the dog, can't complain.
Owner: Hey Rover, how was your walk today with the pack?
Rover: Oh, I forgot to tell you. We didn't go to the park.
Owner: You didn't? What did you do?
Rover: We went to the dude's basement apartment.
Owner: What! Why?
Rover: Well, he was tired so we hung out on the guy's bed while he jacked-off to some show called Pretty Little Liars and ate cheesies.
Owner: That's disgusting. We're never going back to him again.
Rover: Actually it wasn't too bad. He has a water bed so Gus, Sadie and I bounced around like we were on the ocean. Not a bad show, either.
Owner: That's not what I pay him for.
Rover: Well, that's a good point. Whatever you think is best.
Never gonna happen.
