Donald Trump, the boy President, was temporarily left behind the pack.
Asked what happened, Mr. Trump said, "I was shaking my own hand, for the great job I'm doing, and I wouldn't let go. My hands just wouldn't pry apart. Five, six, seven minutes, and I'm still congratulating myself. Shit, I'm getting behind. I finally broke the awesomeness spell and used my strong hand to shove a world leader out of the way and take my rightful place as boy President."
Note: Some of Mr. Trump's words have been changed to protect the truth.
Asked what happened, Mr. Trump said, "I was shaking my own hand, for the great job I'm doing, and I wouldn't let go. My hands just wouldn't pry apart. Five, six, seven minutes, and I'm still congratulating myself. Shit, I'm getting behind. I finally broke the awesomeness spell and used my strong hand to shove a world leader out of the way and take my rightful place as boy President."
Note: Some of Mr. Trump's words have been changed to protect the truth.
