Wednesday 25 July 2018

Room for Milk

I ordered a coffee at Starbucks and asked the guy to leave room for breast milk.

I ordered two coffees at Starbucks and asked the guy to leave room in one of them for ketamine.

I ordered a coffee at Starbucks and asked the guy to leave room for UN peacekeepers.

I ordered a coffee at Starbucks. Then I asked very loudly for a second cupCan I have a Second cup. Second cup, please. Then I pretended I saw my friend Tim and yelled out his name. Tim Horton. Tim Horton. Hey Tim HortonNice to see you.