This is Sammy and Angus.
They are old. Combined, in human years, they are about 300, still younger than Keith Richards, and a lot better looking.
Angus, on the left, is blind. Sammy is deaf. Next weekend we are performing the rock opera Tommy to a live audience.
That's right. I'm the dumb one.
Just a few kinks to work out on the show, like not pooing during the pinball scene.
If you come to the show and you order popcorn, just make sure that really is butter on it.
