Well, it looks like all my work on this blog is beginning to pay off, being the exceptional writer I am.
Hallmark has made me a very generous offer to head up the "Blank Inside" card division.
It takes a seasoned writer like myself to know how to not write something, and what exactly not to write. Already, my head is full of wonderful writing ideas that I won't put on the cards.
This kind of talent and discipline doesn't come cheap. The next time you see that Bugatti Divo driving down the street, that's me.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
