This is Dasher, our newest friend.
Believe it or not, some people walk by Dasher and don't smile, cry, giggle, go googly eyes, become reduced to a puddle of love and want to hug him. One woman actually scowled at Dasher as she walked by.
I believe these people are possessed by the Devil. Lucifer. The Prince of Darkness. Mephistopheles. Or simply, Satan. From now on I use Dasher as a friend screen. I put Dasher in front of a prospective friend and if they don't exhibit any of the symptoms I mention above, I run far away from them, and pray for their soul.
Notice the white spot on Dasher's nose. Ya, I thought he had a nasty coke habit too. Nope. Born with this spot. It makes him unique, and the most loveable thing this universe has to offer at the moment.
