Someone needs to invent the ibrella right now.
When it rains I keep wiping tiny water drops off my iphone screen and accidentally swipe web pages.
Yesterday, without my realizing, I bought 3 grand pianos, two skirts, a pair of high heels and a dvd called Jason and his ArgoNUTS.
I already have the damn dvd.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
