I chatted online with Toronto Hydro about my electricity bill.
ME: Why are you charging me for energy?
HYDRO: Because it costs money.
ME: Why does it cost money?
HYDRO: Because you are using the energy.
ME: Got ya! The First Law of Thermodynamics, called The Conservation of Energy, states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
HYDRO: How would you like to pay?
ME: You didn't create the energy, so you don't get to charge me. It's not even your energy to give away.
HYDRO: It's suppose to be a cold winter, sir.
ME: And I didn't USE anything. The energy is still there somewhere. You can reuse it.
HYDRO: Why are your pants down, sir?
ME: What?…I…
HYDRO: You forgot to cover up your webcam.
ME: VISA, please.
