I can only assume the reason a dog stoops when he poos is that he doesn't want to get any on his behind and legs.
That's completely reasonable. I fully support that as a "doing-your-business" strategy. Going on a toilet would be much more reasonable, but still, it gets them through the day.
That same dog will then go a eat some other dog's poo.
Dogs don't think things through sometimes. Dogs would get a lot further in this world if they just thought things through a bit.
Newman understands a lot of words: sit, stay, tummies, cottage, walk, treat, shake a paw, which is, like, almost an entire sentence.
Why can't he understand, "Ewww, poo tastes like shit."?
I don't get it.
