Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Pearls of Wisdom



Poor Kim Kardashian. $10 million in jewelry stolen at gunpoint.

When I travel, I try to keep the value of the jewelry I bring with me to about $1 million, give or take a few pounds of gold.

For shorter trips, like to the cottage, it's even less, if you can believe that. Usually just what I'm going to wear for the weekend, say in the lake, BBQing or splitting firewood. Probably under $500,000. A few gold necklaces, my diamond rosary and pearl studded speedo.

I certainly don't announce to anyone what I'll be wearing. That's dangerous, and it ruins the surprised look on my guest's faces.

Hey Kim. Lesson learned I hope.