Sunday 27 September 2015

I'm in a Newman State of Mind

Production is fast and furious on Newman's new vlog, coming to Youtube very soon.

There have been some budgeting hurdles, but nothing we can't handle. The bar bills have been completely out of control and WTF, the production company, refused to believe we employ a man named Mr. Crantini.

We at Helloooo Newman realized something very important – we need a theme song.

And so was born "I'm in a Newman State of Mind".

This is based on the melody of Billy Joel's "I'm in a New York State of Mind". Okay, we stole it.

Please don't tell Mr. Joel about this. He wouldn't return our phone calls.

Newman's lyrics are as follows (to the tune of "I'm in a New York State of Mind")

Some dads like to get away
Take a holiday from the wife and kid

Hop a bus to the downtown core
Or just take a shit

But I'm eating some mouldy bread and a chicken's spine
I'm in a Newman State of Mind

Just log onto Youtube for the tune and replace Mr. Joel's lyrics with these much better lyrics.

Please also memorize this tune as we can't afford to pay anyone to play it at the beginning of each episode.