This very moment, experts are scratching their heads trying to figure out why a piece-of-shit scumbag shot up an LGBTQ club. What was his motivation? He must have had some reason.
Meanwhile, we find out his dad is a porn star, appearing in greats like I Wanna Get Titty Fucked. Don't bother seeing it. All the penis and tits shots use a green screen. And you can tell.
The dad was quoted as saying he was just happy his son wasn't gay, and "we don't do gay."
But still, what could have been the shooter's motivation? Where did it come from?
I'm stumped.
Some day, people smarter than me will figure it out.
