Do you live near the Eglinton LRT project? Has your bum been sore of late?
Doctors have attributed this to the continual ass-raping we get from Metrolinx.
So far no creams are effective.
One rogue doctor has suggested a remedy of firing the Metrolinx bastards, taking their perks and benefits away and starting over with someone else.
My bum felt better just hearing that.
