This New Year's Eve I had intimate relations with a bottle of vodka.
But. No hangover.
Here's how it works.
I woke up around 1 pm and, sensing my wife was upset, I approached her to find out what was wrong.
We had a very sobering conversation about my behaviour.
Boy, I felt great afterwards. That's because I had no choice.
And sleeping in the garage on bags of cement mix for a week wasn't that bad. Always liked a firm mattress.
For it to work, you have to get married.