Seeing all the coverage of the new Royal Baby makes me want to vomit like a little baby. Maybe even poop my diapers.
Too bad my vomit/poop isn't Royal Baby vomit/poop.
Of course, he's only 7th in line to the crown. I was once 3rd in line to coach my daughters soccer team when she was 6. Little buggers couldn't play worth shit, so I took my name out of the running. Best decision I've ever made.
Oops. Some spittle coming.
