Any material you find on this site that's not funny was written by Jo Koy.
If you book an appointment, Mr. Koy will come to your house and personally apologize for not making you laugh.
You don't even have to say anything to him. Just purse your lips, a la Taylor Swift.
Mr. Koy will not be coy. He will blame me for the bad material.
But it's all his fault!
