Shit-yikes-yipee.
For the first time in 3 years, I'm going to a house party. With more than 2 people in attendance.
I'm mixed-emoting right now. 🍺😷
Rapid testing. Rapid drinking. Rapid talking. I'm leaning in, from 6 feet away.
Since I'm an Apple user, I downloaded iMmunity.
Swipe left and I'm invincible. Problem is, once it's in my body, the battery only last 2 hours and then I have to plug myself in for 1 hour. Excuse me, is that USB port free?
Hey, can you come here and talk? My cord isn't that long. Those were my first words when I was born.
I was walking through the cemetery the other day and they have this sign that says please keep 6 feet away from other people.
That's easy, I thought. Aren't they all 6 feet under?
Wish me luck.
