The Best Hangover Cure

This New Year's Eve I had intimate relations with a bottle of vodka.

But. No hangover.

Here's how it works.

I woke up around 1 pm and, sensing my wife was upset, I approached her to find out what was wrong.

We had a very sobering conversation about my behaviour.

Boy, I felt great afterwards. That's because I had no choice.

And sleeping in the garage on bags of cement mix for a week wasn't that bad. Always liked a firm mattress.

For it to work, you have to get married.