Friday 15 December 2017

Wit Bits

My life has been all about heading toward the light at the end of the tunnel, but someone turned it out because of the skyrocketing hydro costs. This would be a good time to have excellent tunnel vision, but people say it's bad to suffer from tunnel vision.


Believe it or not, a quick snack for me is eating peanut butter (Adam's) out of a jar and then having a few pickles. I can't do it too often or my breast milk starts coming in.


When people bother me with petty problems, I never say, "I don't care, I've got bigger fish to fry." I don't like fish, especially when it tastes like fish. I say "pork chops" or "lamb chops". Then I get hungry and make some pork chops. That keeps me busy, so I can't worry about petty problems.