Do you go to Starbucks and order a plain old coffee?
How quaint.
Here's how to have more fun at Starbucks.
Tell them you name is Phat, and order a skinny peppermint latte.
When it's ready, they'll call out, "Phat – skinny latte!"
Then you say, "Well, which is it? Fat or skinny?"
You'll have loads of fun.
One time I told them my name was Encino. I ordered a frappuccino.
"Encino? Frappuccino?"
Too funny.
My favourite is you get a stripper to order a drink, and her name is Sugar.
"Hi, my name is Sugar, I'll have the free latte."
"So sugar-free latte for you?"
"Yes, please."
When the stripper gets it, she complains that she doesn't want a sugar-free latte, rather her name is Sugar and she wants a free latte.
"Hey, give me my free latte or I'll bust a cappuccino in your ass."
That's the kind of fun you can have at Starbucks.
