I guess these ISIS guys work up a real appetite while roaming around the world terrifying everyone.
Just before they commit their horrible crimes, they all holler, "Hello snack bar."
Is there some kind of food truck that follows them around? That sounds awfully dangerous.
Why don't they just carry some of those Nature Valley sweet and salty bars in their explosives bag? They do wonders for my energy when I'm running away from a crime scene.
I like the peanut butter best. They should eat the bars with dried fruit in them, seeing as fresh fruit is probably hard to come when they're on the run.
Of course, if they die in their attack, they don't need fresh fruit. But then, they don't need a snack bar either. Huh. Pretty confusing.
Not a very smart outfit, this ISIS.
