I won't cook your food and clean your underwear, but you'll still be in a great mood when I'm around a lot.
I won't stand five steps behind you and laugh at all your jokes, but when I'm beside you, you'll love that party.
I'm not alcohol, but when I flow, everything seems great.
You want that chili coming out the other end - as chili? You'll need me to avoid that.
I can just pick up and leave, and you will get very depressed. Once I'm gone, you'll be begging me to come back, or you might even forget I ever existed. Then you're in big trouble.
I can be Satan, or a sweet angel.
Hi, My name is Sarah. Sarah Tonin.
Your best friend.
