Thursday 4 February 2016

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.

I'm not a sex trade worker, but I can make you want me soooo bad.

I won't cook your food and clean your underwear, but you'll still be in a great mood when I'm around a lot.

I won't stand five steps behind you and laugh at all your jokes, but when I'm beside you, you'll love that party.

I'm not alcohol, but when I flow, everything seems great.

You want that chili coming out the other end - as chili? You'll need me to avoid that.

I can just pick up and leave, and you will get very depressed. Once I'm gone, you'll be begging me to come back, or you might even forget I ever existed. Then you're in big trouble.

I can be Satan, or a sweet angel.

Hi, My name is Sarah. Sarah Tonin.

Your best friend.