I've been testing a few different names:
Holier-than-thou BOOK
Your entire life has been lived the wrong way BOOK
You're not worthy BOOK
Do what this article says because I took the time to find it, I posted it and agree with it BOOK (this one might be a bit too long, but needs focus group testing)
Do what I say. I don't do it, but I say it so you should do it BOOK.
There's no truth but my truth BOOK
There's no truth but your truth, which is based on lies BOOK
Stop eating that BOOK
Start eating this BOOK
Look at what I just ate BOOK
Maybe I should read a book BOOK
I'll have another glass of whine BOOK
You are guilty of something BOOK
Chances are you or your ancestors have participated in genocide BOOK
Apologize BOOK
I'm angry BOOK
I don't care if you've survived this long without my advice, you need it now BOOK
Look at that mountain. Have you ever seen a mountain like that? BOOK
Pithy saying.jpg BOOK
Most of my friends don't know who the hell I am BOOK
"Friends" BOOK
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose BOOK (Canadian version)
Read my blog, you'll laugh BOOK (my favourite)
Oh shit. Some guy named Wahlberg, or is it Iceberg? Carlsberg? maybe it's Zuckerberg, already thought of it.
