Helloooo Newman: Ei-Ei-CEO

Helloooo Newman: Ei-Ei-CEO: Mark Carney, in a bid to bring back wealth to Canada, has declared the new CEO of Air Canada must speak advanced French. Broken English is a...

Ei-Ei-CEO

Mark Carney, in a bid to bring back wealth to Canada, has declared the new CEO of Air Canada must speak advanced French. Broken English is a bonus. Pig Latin is good in a pinch.

Announced while on Old MacDonald's farm, where he was writing a cheque to invest in Canadian back bacon, he also stated the CEO of Toys R Us must speak intermediate gibberish. The ability to conjugal a verb is crucial.

Canada is strong, people!