Saturday, 28 February 2026

Helloooo Newman: Ayatollah-you-so

Helloooo Newman: Ayatollah-you-so: God has just finished a presser, clarifying that just because he decided not to protect the Ayatollah does not mean he supports Trump. Karol...

Ayatollah-you-so

God has just finished a presser, clarifying that just because he decided not to protect the Ayatollah does not mean he supports Trump.

Karoline Leavitt pleaded with God to let her be His spokesperson but God was not happy with the cosmetic surgery and said, "spell Caroline with a "C" like normal people.

Sunday, 22 February 2026

Helloooo Newman: Comedy is his life

Helloooo Newman: Comedy is his life:   This is Pierre Poilievre in his early days a a standup comedian. He was killing it with his "axe the tax" routine. Some say he...

Comedy is his life

 

This is Pierre Poilievre in his early days a a standup comedian. He was killing it with his "axe the tax" routine.

Some say he's never really left comedy.

Friday, 20 February 2026

Helloooo Newman: The Olympricks

Helloooo Newman: The Olympricks:   Justin Trudeau tears his ACL smiling too much, missing out on a medal. Meanwhile Katy Perry takes the gold in the (my life is going) downh...

The Olympricks

 

Justin Trudeau tears his ACL smiling too much, missing out on a medal.

Meanwhile Katy Perry takes the gold in the (my life is going) downhill skiing.