Helloooo Newman: Ambulatory Alert

Helloooo Newman: Ambulatory Alert: The heads of the TTC and Metrolinx were seen crying over a beer and wondering why ridership was down after telling customers to fuck off and...

Ambulatory Alert

The heads of the TTC and Metrolinx were seen crying over a beer and wondering why ridership was down after telling customers to fuck off and walk home.

Helloooo Newman: TTC learns baseball

Helloooo Newman: TTC learns baseball: The TTC apologizes for the lousy service Saturday night after the Jays game. They learned that baseball players can be made to walk the base...

TTC learns baseball

The TTC apologizes for the lousy service Saturday night after the Jays game.

They learned that baseball players can be made to walk the bases, so naturally they assumed they could make their customers walk too.

What baseball fans! What Toronto spirit!