Helloooo Newman: Educating Jordan

Helloooo Newman: Educating Jordan: Do you like Jordan Peterson? I think he's kind of a dick. He never smiles, rarely laughs, takes himself way too seriously, and I hear he...

Educating Jordan

Do you like Jordan Peterson?

I think he's kind of a dick. He never smiles, rarely laughs, takes himself way too seriously, and I hear he makes a really dry, flavourless meatloaf.

No wonder he put the brakes on his standup career.

I also disagree with a lot of what he says. On the other hand, some of what he espouses makes sense to me. I kind of like that he takes a risk saying things that get him in trouble, even if I disagree.

Of course he says dramatic things to sell books and make money. Who doesn't? I do the same to sell this blog, which is free and makes me no money. I know, you're dying to pay for it, but I refuse!

Anyway, I'm glad he's being forced into a reeducation program so that he thinks proper and all that. 

He'll be so much more interesting.

In fact, this entire world would be so much better if everyone could just think the same way about everything.

I'm pretty sure the CEO of Metrolinx has taken this course. From when he was a baby. Today he said they are making monumental strides on the…um…what are they doing again?

Oh I can't remember. Anyway, it's the right thing to say. Everything is better when the "right" thing is said.

Ahhhhhhhh. That's the relaxing sigh of everyone saying the same thing. Breath in. Think proper. Breath out.

You can do it.

I think I need this course.

Helloooo Newman: Sorry daddy

Helloooo Newman: Sorry daddy: Did you ever rip the legs off a daddy long legs and watch his ball body squirm around? I mean as a kid. Nah, me neither.

Sorry daddy

Did you ever rip the legs off a daddy long legs and watch his ball body squirm around?

I mean as a kid.

Nah, me neither.

Helloooo Newman: Bondable

Helloooo Newman: Bondable: Peter Dinklage as James Bond! Yes?

Bondable

Peter Dinklage as James Bond!

Yes?