I'm writing a play.
It's called Waiting for Gal Gadot.
It's based on Waiting for Godot, obviously. By the way, Beckett spelled Gadot incorrectly.
Two guys in their mom's basement in Thunder Bay wait for Gal Gadot to show up.
They wait and wait and wait. Talk. Drink beer. Wait. Listen to Nickelback.
Buddies come over. They chat. Drink beer. Sing karaoke Nickelback.
Other stuff happens I can't mention here.
All the while expecting Gadot to show up. I won't tell you if she does.
Look for it on Off Off-colour Broadway.
