I really think if Vlad is going to start a nuclear war he should put a shirt on.
Show some respect for mass extermination. You know who designed the Nazi uniforms? Hugo Boss. Now that's class.
And you can keep it khaki, Vlad. I suggest a nice linen, maybe with some metal buttons made from one of your blown out tanks. Linen breathes very nicely and it's gonna get hot once the bombs drop.
Definitely keep the sunglasses, dude. Perfect for that nuclear flash that's brighter than a thousand suns. You definitely don't look like one of those creepy voodoo dolls carved out of animal dung.
I think they say that only two things can survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches and Vlad's 6-pack.
At least Vlad will have someone to hang out with that he has so much in common with.
