I bet you thought when the internet companies promised us 5G, it meant surfing would be as fast and effortless as an olympic surfer dude ridin' high off the coast of Hawaii.
Me neither.
They forgot to tell us that the 5 Gs actually stand for…
Get out your cheque book, you owe us 5 Gs
Gonads. That's where we have you by, women included
Grab a comfortable chair waiting for us to answer your call
Granny is having a heart attack and she's on her own
Go to the airport and check your bags, you'll get better service there
