This is Belle, one of our newer dogs. As you can see, she's even lazier than me. "Is that a gutter? Better lie down in it." She might have even smoked those cigarettes in the bottom corner when I wasn't looking.
On her bucket list is chasing machines many thousands of pounds heavier than her, like buses, cement trucks and her favourite, bobcats. Not the animal, thank God.
I have to say no to Belle an awful lot. So much so, I think she deserves the No-Belle prize.
She's very sweet, so maybe even the No-Belle Peace prize.