Saturday 1 August 2020

The Second Coming

Donald Trump is in negotiations with Jesus Christ to delay the upcoming election along with the second coming. Jesus is totally on board with the delay, being the dictator he his. 

Said Jesus: "Not only will the election be rigged, so will my returning. You know how easy it is to buy a fake beard and nails for your hands? Fake coming, that's what that is. By the way, if I don't like what you did, you'll burn in hell. But I love you too."