In light of the social distancing rules, I will not tailgate for 3 months.
Justin Trudeau announced that all Canadians who play Monopoly will start with a $5000 stimulus package to get the game going. If you buy houses, shelter in place. If you buy hotels, lay everyone off and close them.
A new edition of Twister will be sold in which players stand 6 feet apart and twist each other's words.
Canada Geese flying home will be required to fly 6 feet apart. Hummingbirds, 6 centimetres apart.
The game Dominoes will no longer be sold, as the pieces must be kept 6 feet apart, and nothing interesting will occur.
Stay six feet away, not six feet under.
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